throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...– People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’ (via aeferg)
princesshoff: i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
Don’t second guess your feelings you were right from the start, and I notice...– Jaymay, Gray or Blue
whenyoureathirdculturekid: When you try to speak your native language after months of learning a new one
Sometimes when I miss you, I put those records on.
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
richard-sp8-jr: so one of my friends was telling me how his sister asked a boy out by awkwardly saying “so you want to come to my house and watch lord of the rings” and now they’ve been married for four years and have two kids
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
This website maps every recurring joke on Arrested... →
thebluthcompany: usnews: An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development. This is amazing.
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
vvant: advice for having the best life ever: dont have a crush
handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m crying listen to it
fatwink: we’re not true friends until I’ve sent you a pic of my double chin
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool: imjohnlocked: doctorspockspaceman: tardisbluebird: I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs. lock your doors did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face
textsfrommiddleearth: i knew u were trouble when u walked in now im lyin on the cold hard ground
yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent? Nailed it.
lordthorin: The makers of The Hobbit are really lucky that Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom are basically immortal
Went to the beach this weekend
and oh man it was wonderful. One thing I am excited, is to leave the carb diet behind me and actually start working out and working on my body. I am in just such bad shape, I honestly hope that the body I have at a young 21 is the worst condition it get’s in until I am an old rich fat woman talking to my great great grandchildren through holographs. Until then- my body how it is now, is...